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February 08 2018

07:50

offbrandbarista:

Me: we have a “no sugar added” option which would just contain the natural sugars found in dairy

Customer: oh, sweetie, there is no such thing as “natural sugars”

Me: oh, honey, my diabetic father whose blood sugar sky rockets if he eats a fucking grape would disagree with your skinny, basic ass

06:35

teampurple:

solitary-antic:

Pretty sure if Kylo Ren had looked like this…

People wouldn’t say “oh plz protect my poor baby Ben, he’s suffering”, treat him like a 13 year old child even though he is 30, or ship him with Rey after he kidnapped her, tortured her, force pushed her into a tree, killed her father figure, almost killed her close friend, manipulated her, said that she was “nothing, except to him”, tried to convince her to abandon her friends, ordered her to be blown out of the sky, and then threatened to destroy her…because they touched hands…nope.

And if Finn had looked like this.

People would probably think he’s the new Luke Skywalker, shit, even I would. There would be no question that he is the male lead of the trilogy, he wouldn’t be shrunken or removed in posters, removed from trailers entirely, he would have more merchandise, the Finn Skywalker and Force Sensitive Finn theories would be through the roof, Finnrey would be the most popular ship, probably even canon by the end of the first movie.

And that’s the tea

05:19

amuseoffyre:

aggrokawaii:

justsomeantifas:

my-username-is-classified:

justsomeantifas:

call me ignorant but i genuinely don’t understand why sports have to be split up by gender.

@ everyone in the notes talking about physical performance: if that were the case, then sports would be divided by physical performance. that’s a thing you can measure. that’s a thing that varies by individual. a weak man and a strong man would be an unfair fight in boxing/wrestling/MMA, which is why they divide those sports up into weight groups based on physical performance. but they also further segregate them based on gender. chess is segregated by gender for no reason but sexism. if it’s actually about skill and physical ability, then measure those and separate people by those metrics. don’t do some bullshit gender segregation and pretend like men and women are inherently on different levels no matter their individual abilities.

💅

Remember that time a teenage girl struck out Babe Ruth? That’s fucking why. Men are afraid of being beaten by women.

Remember that time male swimmers were pulled out of training because Kate Ledecky was leaving them ‘broken’ by swimming better than them? Remember how she didn’t even notice, because she was busy actually training?

04:03

undiagnosedautismfeels:

*my brain* psst hey, you should lie on the floor
*me* this is a public place!?
*brain* TheE FLoOr
*me* I’m at work?!?!?
*brian*flooor

02:47

kiriamaya:

semaheyn:

the fact that trans women have to be closeted to escape violence is not fucking ‘male privilege’

Keep reblogging this as many times as necessary

01:32

trans-mom:

Terf ideology is inherently violent. The dehumanization and attempted annihilation of people is always violent.

00:16

February 07 2018

21:44

apoeticmindset:

savordance-lifesupport:

faythinthemusic:

I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.

Yup, preventing abortion by giving abortions. Makes sense!

No you fucking crusty nutsack giving people the education and the tools to not become pregnant in the first fucking place

20:29
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e-ripley:

Ready, ladies?

19:13

combativeplatypus:

surfcommiesmustdie:

sculptingsuccess:

southernbellerva:

This pleases me in a weird way lol

Agreed

Why does have such an aggressive early 00s vh1 dating show vibe?

This is honestly super impressive and also seems to have come from some kind of temporal slip where it’s both from like 2005 and 2018

17:57

falling-towers:

falling-towers:

I have a real problem fighting down the impulse to just reach down into the frying pan and flip whatever it is I’m frying over with my bare hands. Like I’ll be fiddling around down there with some fucking spatula or whatever and some part of me will be like “you can just reach down if you’re quick and precise enough. It’ll be fine don’t worry”

Human brain: i’m not putting my hands in the fucking frying pan

Monkey brain: fingers nimble…………. dextrous

16:41

smallfragment:

bearkolle:

smallfragment:

telling your kids that they can only ever trust family or that family is all they’ve got is the most toxic fucked up twisted manipulative shit and i would rather die than let myself believe that

Who hurt you

my parents

15:25

slightmayhem:

mugwomps:

beachdeath:

the most #UselessLesbian thing i have ever done was when i was trying to figure out if this girl liked me or not, just constantly arguing with myself about it, and after a couple, uh, months, of this, i was like, “god i wish i could just like… go to court and lay out all this evidence and have a couple lawyers argue over the TRUE MEANING of her text messages, and then a judge tells me if she likes me or not.” and then the proverbial lightbulb went off over my proverbial head, and i dug into my mock trial folder from high school and found the trial guidelines and i wrote out an entire trial transcript featuring a plaintiff (me), my attorney (my wildest hopes and dreams), a defense attorney (my worst fears and insecurities), and a judge (my desperate attempt at rationality). the final product was several thousand words long. it clarified nothing. at any point in this process did it occur to me to ask her how she felt about me? absolutely not. did i ever stop and think, “hey, maybe i should tell her that i like her?” absolutely not. that’s for people who take risks and i don’t take risks i take myself to court in my own head.

I’m sorry you put you thru this but I can’t help laughing

“i am sorry you put you through this” is for real the best phrase i have heard in 2018

14:09
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dichenlachmandaily:

Dichen Lachman in a conversation about race, discourse, diversity & representation with regards to her new show Altered Carbon. (more) (video)

12:54
10:22

sapphorb:

stimmyabby:

rapunkzle:

s/o to my anxiety for keeping my impulsivity in check

and to my impulsivity for breaking through my anxiety

#my brain is an intricate ecosystem which is on fire

09:06
06:35

virgils-jacket:

sweetlyminiaturesublime:

k-lionheart:

ralkana:

alykat86:

bittyblueeyes:

nominanescio:

joestoyes:

unironicallyenthusiasticknitter:

dafezgirl:

thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind:

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over

“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put

“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into

“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise

“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.

“Don’t take that tone with me!” I exclaim at objects that make strange and sudden unknown noises.

“Stop crying, you’re fine,” I snap as I’m looking for the charger cord for the electronic device beeping demandingly at me.

“Oh nice, real mature,” I snarl at devices that suddenly stop working after I berate them for not working properly.

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE NEVER RELATED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

I feel called out.

05:19

stevonnie-quartz-universe:

do-black-people-do-stuff:

Jordan Peele’s rebooting The Twilight Zone, which is awesome, but there is going to be a bunch of fake/racist sci-fi fans probably getting angry at him if he decides to do episodes about social issues specifically about race.

And let me just tell you as a HUGE Twilight Zone fan, the original show is 90% commentary on subjects like race, war, and even mental health.

I misread this as “the twilight series” and was super confused for a couple minutes

04:03

im-the-batmann:

just-shower-thoughts:

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

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