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October 17 2017

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swnews:

#mood

October 16 2017

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I just really love how the Porg tries to copy Chewie ok?

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bpdshitposts:

me: *faced with a slightly stressful situation*
brain: you gotta get irrationally angry then cry
me: why
brain: you gotta

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disgustinganimals:

thecheshirecass:

bibarrybluejeans:

naamahdarling:

yesterdaysprint:

The Salem News, Ohio, January 13, 1908

These are so cute they’re almost physically painful

It’s a double attack. First your heart then your blankets.

October 15 2017

18:13

accio-shitpost:

every patronus hermione granger has ever produced was done with the memory of how it felt to deck malfoy right in his smug bastard face

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latinaswithfacialfuzz:

I’ve seen the last two stills everywhere but I feel like it’s important to know he was talking about student debt. 

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babyblainers:

I like that they addressed it.

14:25

Donald Trump tells hate group that homophobes will 'no longer be silenced'

ethereal-tit:

moriarty:

tranarchist:

Donald Trump has become the first president to address the conference of a recognised anti-LGBT hate group.

Trump addressed the Family Research Council’s Values Voter Summit – classed as a “hate group” – as he told the crowds their anti-LGBT views would “no longer be silenced”.

Among those in the crowd were white supremacists, far right activists and religious extremists who oppose the equality of LGBT people.

Arriving at the event, Trump said it was great “to be among friends” as he declared: “We are returning moral clarity to our view of the world.”

“I am honoured and thrilled to be the first sitting president to address this gathering of friends, so many friends,” Trump explained.

Me waiting for the gays for trump to do the mental gymnastics to defend this.

13:10

onemancabaret:

geekandmisandry:

bi-privilege:

i had the most baffling encounter at work today.

apparently someone left their iphone in our store. the phone was found by a woman, henceforth known as “Terrible Lady,” when Phone Owner set off the “find my iphone” alarm. the alarm is accompanied by a “please contact this # if found” message. Terrible Lady utilizes this number to text Phone Owner, demanding $100 in return for the phone. Phone Owner says they can’t afford it, there’s some back and forth, etc. etc., and eventually Phone Owner threatens to call the cops.

Terrible Lady brings the phone (which is still making the obnoxious “find my iphone” noise, and continues to do for the duration of the encounter) to my register, complaining about the audacity of Phone Owner, as if refusing to pay the $100 is an egregious personal insult. i “mhm” a lot, silently judging her, but relieved she has sensibly decided to release the phone into the store’s custody so we can return it to Phone Owner without further drama.

LMAO WRONG

fifteen minutes later, after she has checked out, she comes by my register just long enough to say “make sure she pays the $100, i’ll call to see when i need to come pick it up!” and is out the door before i can even process the fact that this women genuinely thinks that the burlington fucking coat factory is going to be the middleman for her definitely unethical and most likely illegal lost iphone extortion scheme. (side note: i looked this up once i got home from work, and it turns out that, yeah, it’s totally illegal in our state)

sure enough, an hour later, Terrible Lady calls: “hi, is this cashier #5? [that’s not my name but thanks] has she brought the $100 yet??”

there are like 2 cashiers on duty and 20 people in line. i beg my manager to take the call, which: smart move. because my manager ends up on the phone with Terrible Lady for 20 minutes, telling her that we will, under no circumstances, require Phone Owner to pay $100 before we give them the phone. eventually, Terrible Lady realizes we mean business, and SHE threatens to call the cops on US because we took the phone from her “under false pretenses”

manager hangs up on Terrible Lady /end

What did I just read?

One of the most accurate depictions of how awful customers can be.

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thebibliosphere:

spinningthehamsterwheel:

@thebibliosphere

It’s true, if we get too much blood in our alcohol stream we don’t do well.

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thebibliosphere:

spinningthehamsterwheel:

@thebibliosphere

It’s true, if we get too much blood in our alcohol stream we don’t do well.

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jollysunflora:

If by some miracle you instantly became fluent in 3 foreign languages, what would they be? This includes various forms of sign language and Braille. I’d choose Spanish and French for media consumption and Russian because communism, lol.

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jollysunflora:

If by some miracle you instantly became fluent in 3 foreign languages, what would they be? This includes various forms of sign language and Braille. I’d choose Spanish and French for media consumption and Russian because communism, lol.

06:50

Oh my god.

kintatsujo:

nathanielthecurious:

Yesterday I passed a group of four young girls selling cookies on the corner.
“Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?” asked one of them, who was probably twelve or thirteen.
Thinking this was a funny opportunity to quote the Adams Family, I asked, “Are they made with real Girl Scouts?”
The girl didn’t miss a beat. “Oh yes,” she said, “The little ones taste best.”

You should NEVER test little girls on that road because they will absolutely take you down it

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